May Tale

May Tale by Neil Gaiman From A Calendar of Tales In May I received an anonymous Mother’s Day card. This puzzled me. I would have noticed if I had ever had children, surely? In June I found a notice saying “Normal Service will be Resumed as Soon as Possible” taped to my bathroom mirror, along…

Chicken Licken

Chicken Licken by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com One day the sky fell down and hit Chicken Licken on the head. “I thought that was going to happen” said Chicken Licken. He had a great big bump on his head, so he set off to tell the doctor. On his way he met Monkey Grunkey, who…

A Lovely Sunny Day

A Lovely Sunny Day by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com It was a lovely sunny day in Oak Tree Farm. An 8-year old boy called Tommy lay by the stream listening to the sounds of the countryside. The birds were singing, the cows were mooing, the lions were roaring, and the sheep were ….. Hang on,…