The Empty Cave

The Empty Cave by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com Once upon a time there was a cave. It was completely empty except for all the air. The air was everywhere as you would expect. But you wouldn’t expect to find a double-decker bus in a cave. And you’d be right, because there were no double-decker buses…

Chicken Licken

Chicken Licken by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com One day the sky fell down and hit Chicken Licken on the head. “I thought that was going to happen” said Chicken Licken. He had a great big bump on his head, so he set off to tell the doctor. On his way he met Monkey Grunkey, who…

Another Monday MorningĀ 

Another Monday Morning by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com Jeremy hated Monday mornings. Everything always seemed to go disastrously wrong, and this particular Monday was going to be even worse. The first thing he did was climb out of bed, only to find that his bedroom floor had disappeared! So he went crashing down to the…

Six Bears Get In A Pickle

Six Bears Get In A Pickle by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com Once upon a time there was a family of six bears. There was Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear, Blue Bear, Big Bear, Clever Bear and Completely Bear. They lived in a forest that didn’t have any trees. Now, as you might expect, Daddy Bear was…

A Lovely Sunny Day

A Lovely Sunny Day by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com It was a lovely sunny day in Oak Tree Farm. An 8-year old boy called Tommy lay by the stream listening to the sounds of the countryside. The birds were singing, the cows were mooing, the lions were roaring, and the sheep were ….. Hang on,…

A Tree-mendous Race

A Tree-mendous Race by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com “I’m faster than you” said the oak tree. “No you’re not” said the elm tree “and you’re at least 600 years old so you must be the slowest tree in the forest!” “You’ve got Dutch Elm Disease” said the oak. “No I haven’t. It’s just a cold….

I Am A Mole

I Am A Mole by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com There was once a hole that had a mole living in it. He didn’t have a name because moles don’t usually bother with that sort of thing. He was very happy though, and used to go around singing a little rhyme:- “I am a mole And…

Kevin the Very Old Rabbit

Kevin the Very Old Rabbit by Gordon Dioxide From gordondioxide.com Kevin the Very Old Rabbit was very old. Believe it or not, he was 146 years old. He had always been old. In fact, when he was born he had glasses and a long white beard, which greatly surprised his mother because she had perfect…